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Total Medals Earned: 159 (From 30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,625 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Big Wet Juicy Kiss Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Twice the Fun Unlocked 9/27/09
25 Points
Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 9/27/09
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/13/09
50 Points
???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Happy Hatter Unlocked 1/13/10
25 Points
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Hatter, Mad Unlocked 1/13/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Clam Sham Unlocked 1/13/10
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Something Fishy 100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/200 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Playboy Unlocked 10/1/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 10/1/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.

Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)

Cave of Wonders

Exterminator Unlocked 11/28/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/19/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/24/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/19/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/24/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/315 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Too Close! Unlocked 12/13/09
25 Points
Save yourself from falling ten times
Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/405 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/5/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/5/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/5/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/5/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)

Glass Fish Rhythm

Level Won Unlocked 10/14/09
50 Points
Beat level one.
Beginning of the End 50 Points Make it to the evil wizard.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game!
Level Too 50 Points Beat level two!
Achievements Achieved 100 Points Get all the in-game achievements!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 10/27/09
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror Unlocked 10/27/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/27/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Kain Unlocked 10/27/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Pest Removal Unlocked 10/27/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
Get Stoned Unlocked 10/27/09
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 9/18 (150/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/24/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/16/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Impotent Unlocked 5/16/09
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)