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Total Medals Earned: 161 (From 31 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,750 Points

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A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)

Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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Meat is Murder 50 Points

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Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/200 points)

Happy Hatter 25 Points

You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.

Hatter, Mad 25 Points

The Hatter seems Madder.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Something Fishy 100 Points

Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/315 points)

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/405 points)

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Glass Fish Rhythm

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Level Won 50 Points

Beat level one.

Beginning of the End 50 Points

Make it to the evil wizard.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game!

Level Too 50 Points

Beat level two!

Achievements Achieved 100 Points

Get all the in-game achievements!

Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 9/18 (150/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.